Какая хорошая кнопка
Новый сотрудник – пожилой мужчина. Само по себе – трагическая картина – человек где-то кем-то работал, но какие-то обстоятельства вытолкнули его из привычной среды в мир молодых людоедов. Больно смотреть, как он изо всех сил улыбается каждому встречному, как пытается сопоставить свой немалый опыт с окружающей его обстановкой и атмосферой, как пытается вставить в разговор какие-то шутки, но при этом вызывает лишь неловкие паузы…
И вот – он остается один-на-один с программой, в которой ему предстоит работать. Несколько неуверенных кликов мышкой – и – приехали. Во весь экран выползает непонятное сообщение. Мужчина с надеждой смотрит по сторонам, но все окружающие демонстративно заняты работой. Приходится обреченно набирать админу.
Голос админа рычит из трубки на всю комнату:
- Ну что там еще?
Мужчина сбивчиво объясняет суть проблемы. Админ обрывает его на полуслове:
- Закрывай нахрен это окно! – Это человеку, который ему в отцы годится.
– Заходи в “Налоговый учет”! Теперь в “Регистры”! Зашел? Че видишь? Ну так вот в “Освоении” выбирай “Поисковые”! Выбрал? Ну че, так сложно?
Админ уже готов бросить трубку, однако мужчина успевает задать вопрос:
- И что?
На том конце трубки – полувздох-полурык.
- Видишь кнопку “Провести”? ВИДИШЬ?
- Да… - Тихо и обреченно.
- ТАК НАЖМИ ЕЕ!!!
Мужчина делает движение мышкой, раздается “клик”.
- А-А-А!!! – Вдруг несется из трубки. – Б…ДЬ!!! АЙ!!!
Все взоры устремляются к новичку. Он и сам в полном офигении таращит глаза, прижимая трубку к уху…
- Алло?
- Да, мля… Вот ведь… Короче, я тут кофе на себя опрокинул… Перезвони, давай!
- Но секундочку, тут появилась вторая форма. Что нужно сделать?
- Бл…дь, ну ты че, не видишь кнопку “Провести”?
- Вижу…
В гробовой тишине раздается еще один “клик”…
БАБАХ!!! – Это из трубки. Мужчина в ужасе отрывает ее от уха и смотрит в нее. А оттуда несутся нечленораздельные ругательства, какие-то крики, топот… Так продолжается с полминуты. Наконец, в трубке звучит чей-то незнакомый голос:
- Алло, вы слушаете?
- Да-да! Что случилось?
- Вася упал вместе с креслом, и, похоже, сломал себе руку… Перезвоните через полчаса, мы найдем кого-нибудь…
- Конечно-конечно! – Мужчина торопливо кладет трубку.
В комнате – затишье перед бурей. Все переваривают происшедшее. И вот, в этой тишине, звучит задумчивый голос пожилого новичка:
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